I don't even know what i'm doing

stabdaddroog:

gimel-vav-chet-shin:

#Canadian winter

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

epic-vines:

Munchkin Kitten

Vine by: Caitlin Williams

Omitted Conversations from the Pool Scene
Stiles: so....do you like baseball?
Derek: ...Stiles, I'm kind of drowning here
Stiles: yeah, right. totally.
Stiles: ...
Stiles: but do you like the mets?
...
Stiles: marvel or dc?
Derek: what does that— there is a kanima RIGHT THERE
Stiles: do u like batman?
Derek: I don't—
Stiles: it's a simple question. everyone knows if they like batman or not
Derek: ...
Stiles: i mean, you have a lot in common—
Derek: YES I like batman
Stiles: me too
...
Stiles: okay, cage match between chuck norris and a honeybadger: who wins?
Derek: that's really stupid. i'm not going to answer that
Stiles: fine. but I think we both know who would win
...
Stiles: I Spy with my little eye...something...GREEN!
Derek: ...
Derek: is it the kanima?
Stiles: look at that! you're really good at this game!
Derek: i'll show you something i'm really good at...
Stiles: okay okay I Spy with my little eye....something blue!
Derek: howabout your face after i strangle you
Stiles: close, but actually, it was the water, so...not really that close actually. and that's pretty hurtful since I'm the guy making sure it's not you who's the blue one. in case you forgot about that
Derek: i'm not playing this game anymore
...
Stiles: okay would you rather...lick jackson's foot or french kiss scott?
Derek: i would rather drown than keep listening to you
Stiles: fine. you come up with something to do. I'm all for singalongs, just throwing that out there
Derek: this isn't a road trip, stiles
Stiles: well, i've never been on one, so i wouldn't know
Derek: you're lucky, then. they suck. getting stuck in the back seat next to your evil big sister all day is terrible
Stiles: ...yeah? that bad?
Derek: no. it was actually pretty okay
...
...
Stiles: so i think that if we survive this, you should let me drive your car as a reward
Derek: i would sooner drown than let you get behind the wheel of my car
Stiles: but if you're dead, you won't be able to stop me
Derek: I would come back to haunt you forever
Stiles: forever and ever? you promise?
Derek: shut up
...
Stiles: you know, I could have been getting a thank you kiss from Lydia right now for being her knight in shining armor
Derek: poor you
Stiles: shut up. you're the damsel in distress here. you should be thanking me
Derek: ...
Derek: I'm not going to kiss you
Stiles: I never said you should! you're the only one who went there
Derek: I wish you were the little mermaid
Stiles: why? so i could swim better?
Derek: no. so you couldn't talk
Stiles: rude.

whatiwishicould:

Tips for being an adult:

  • there are none
  • don’t become an adult
  • stay a child forever
  • Peter Pan was right

crystalmikii:

tovesorceress89:

raining—-roses:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.



I’m quitting this website

samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

I’m quitting this website