Stiles: so....do you like baseball?
Derek: ...Stiles, I'm kind of drowning here
Stiles: yeah, right. totally.
Stiles: but do you like the mets?
Stiles: marvel or dc?
Derek: what does that— there is a kanima RIGHT THERE
Stiles: do u like batman?
Derek: I don't—
Stiles: it's a simple question. everyone knows if they like batman or not
Stiles: i mean, you have a lot in common—
Derek: YES I like batman
Stiles: me too
Stiles: okay, cage match between chuck norris and a honeybadger: who wins?
Derek: that's really stupid. i'm not going to answer that
Stiles: fine. but I think we both know who would win
Stiles: I Spy with my little eye...something...GREEN!
Derek: is it the kanima?
Stiles: look at that! you're really good at this game!
Derek: i'll show you something i'm really good at...
Stiles: okay okay I Spy with my little eye....something blue!
Derek: howabout your face after i strangle you
Stiles: close, but actually, it was the water, so...not really that close actually. and that's pretty hurtful since I'm the guy making sure it's not you who's the blue one. in case you forgot about that
Derek: i'm not playing this game anymore
Stiles: okay would you rather...lick jackson's foot or french kiss scott?
Derek: i would rather drown than keep listening to you
Stiles: fine. you come up with something to do. I'm all for singalongs, just throwing that out there
Derek: this isn't a road trip, stiles
Stiles: well, i've never been on one, so i wouldn't know
Derek: you're lucky, then. they suck. getting stuck in the back seat next to your evil big sister all day is terrible
Stiles: ...yeah? that bad?
Derek: no. it was actually pretty okay
Stiles: so i think that if we survive this, you should let me drive your car as a reward
Derek: i would sooner drown than let you get behind the wheel of my car
Stiles: but if you're dead, you won't be able to stop me
Derek: I would come back to haunt you forever
Stiles: forever and ever? you promise?
Derek: shut up
Stiles: you know, I could have been getting a thank you kiss from Lydia right now for being her knight in shining armor
Derek: poor you
Stiles: shut up. you're the damsel in distress here. you should be thanking me
Derek: I'm not going to kiss you
Stiles: I never said you should! you're the only one who went there
Derek: I wish you were the little mermaid
Stiles: why? so i could swim better?
Derek: no. so you couldn't talk